I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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