You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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