Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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