I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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