also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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