I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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