I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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