i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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