I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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