Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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