I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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