are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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