Pappa wants mamma naked
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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