I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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