oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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