his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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