im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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