i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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