he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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