And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Randomize
