is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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