that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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