let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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