I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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