boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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