Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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