I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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