Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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