Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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