11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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