i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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