What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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