I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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