they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
