Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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