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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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