I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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