thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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