i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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