Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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