you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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