Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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