I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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