thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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