Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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