I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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