Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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