i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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