that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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