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Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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