How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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