I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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