My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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