I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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